you know what i’ve decided that i’m not going to like boys anymore. i’ve had enough them and their dumb faces. their voices. their bodies. their hot hot bodies. boys are hot. i love boys
I want to sleep through life and only wake up for the good parts like dinner
a drinking game:
go to the beginning of your facebook timeline and take a shot every time you cringe
5 seconds in, dies of alcohol poisoning.
Did an experiment on the girls I nanny for…sooooo worth it.
bRUCE BANANA HeLL YEAH THESE KIDS KNOW WHAT’S UP
my 10 year old sister got a bad burn on her hands and in the midst of her crying in pain she places them over my heart and goes “ahh so nice and cold”
If you’re ever feeling sad…
ITS SO HOT WHEN BOYS DRESS UP OR ARE IN NICE CLOTHES I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS IS A FACT